Happy Holiday! / Good News For Jews, Bad News for Katie
Upwards of 200 Kilos (um, I have no idea how much that is. Seriously, zero.) of Marijuana Washed Up on Some Beach in Israel
Just in time for the holiday. I guess it pays to rock the Holy Land on a daily basis...Brandeis: 1, Molly: 0.
Macalester Cancels CHEEBAdanza
Cause no matter where you are, college is bullshit.
But None of This Really Matter Much to Us
Cause Bettina just made Matzo Brei
Take it.
Ps. Can we take Google sporting this trippy shit today as an official 4/20 endorsement?
posted by PASTY_RUSSIAN @ 3:28 PM
6 Comments:
EMERGENCY ALERT::::::::
I HAVE NOT YET SMOKED. and, THANKS TO MOLLY, i am completely--COMPLETELY--dry, and have to wait for my friend to smoke before i can. he is already ridiculously high, has to read 200 pages of a book for tomorrow, and is going to some crazy party tonight and then possibly going to his girlfriend's dorm for the night--in which case, I MIGHT NOT GET TO SMOKE ON 4/20.
GEE. THANKS, MOLLS.
jesus christ . . . the fwavlosphere will not stand for that . . . seriously, is there not a fellow fwavl in smoking distance?
ohnonoshitfucklillllllllsy
um
yeh WHERE simon!
siiiiiiiiiiiimon?
SIMON?!
its time
to step in
like the big brother you are
and savetheday
ps I LOVE YOU LILY AND i will make up for it on the morrow, on your roof, with your dog, and my CORN COB PIPE (yes), and anyothermembers of the bellowfam that are DOWN and iloveyou
orrrr
you could always call gryn, who would likely be so spooked that he would do whatever you say
Happy Holidaze. We are getting by with out any party. Becuase there is a party where ever we go.
seriously bad news for katie. but they will not stop us. they will not tear us down.
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