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Wednesday, April 19, 2006

BREAKING: Shawn From Boy Meets World Returns To Prime Time


He’s back, sweet mystery, he’s back! Playing “Chick” on monstrosity/WB show Pepper Dennis. Has anyone else seen this? It features lines like “Jack, the Pontiff was my beat,” and references to the same’s “holy behind.” Yeah. But whatever, Shawn is back, which is all we need to know. That, and the fact that the actor’s name is … prepare yourselves… “Rider Strong,” which, despite devoted BmeetsW viewings in our younger days, we totally didn’t know until P.D.’s opening credits. Rider Strong. Nobutreally.

Only one question remains: WHERE TOPANGA AT?

10 Comments:

At 9:13 AM, April 19, 2006, Blogger Hugh Broughter said...

the dude's name is Rider FUCKING Strong.

You fucking brought her.

 
At 4:32 PM, April 19, 2006, Anonymous shook said...

no no no, much more importantly . . . where's CORY??? he was like shook's idol . . .

also, looking through rider strong's imdb profile, clearly the best thing he's done since BMW is Buck Naked Arson, which is unfortunately not porn.

 
At 8:02 PM, April 19, 2006, Blogger PASTY_RUSSIAN said...

1. THE TAGLINE TO BUCK NAKED ARSON IS "Some things are better done naked." !!!!!!!!!! and the movie "Starts out with a teenage boy running around naked in the woods in the midst of a forest fire." !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is running from forest fires better done naked? this movie needs to be seen by at least one of us immediately.

2. did anyone else have a huge combined crush on shawn, big brother eric, sort of the father, and totally that "cool" teacher who shawn like moves in with at one point after he what gets kicked out of his house? yeah. lily? katie? katie ima put my monies on you.

3. has cory been in anything since bmw? shook? (don't pretend like you didn't imdb that.)

 
At 8:29 PM, April 19, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i definitely had a crush on mr. turner (the teacher shawn moves in with). also, just recently in people magazine there was something about ben savage aka cory matthews and his wife either expecting a baby or maybe she just had one.

-leah "i wanted to be topanga before she got fat" sinead

 
At 8:38 PM, April 19, 2006, Anonymous shook said...

cory has, sadly, been in shit since BMW, but his headshot on imdb is pretty fucking hilarious...the kid should never have grown up...

 
At 8:41 PM, April 19, 2006, Anonymous shook said...

also

 
At 9:13 PM, April 19, 2006, Blogger PASTY_RUSSIAN said...

OH GOD CORY!!!

thats one of the thickest necks ive seen in some time.

l sinead! remember that ep when topanga cuts off a chunk of a hair to prove that shes not image obsessed, then freaks out cause its ugly and gets it done all fancy and buys a new a wardrobe to match? i totally wanted to be her then.

also. cory's only like 5 years older than us! what? he looks like hes 45. what the fuck happened!

 
At 10:45 PM, April 19, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did Diana Die?

 
At 11:57 PM, April 19, 2006, Blogger PASTY_RUSSIAN said...

nah she's aight

 
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